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Grocery List

It was late afternoon after class on a Friday. I had originally planned on returning back to my day job when I got a text from an SLS member that I had met once before. She was new to the scene and we were supposed to meet at a meet and greet. She was a no show, but we kept in touch. Lets just say our sexuality and kinky sides were very much in tune with each other. I had thought that maybe she had lost interest, but as I am driving back from class, she texts me and tells me that she cant get our first meet out of her head and that I should stop at the grocery store and pick up some items.

My grocery list was to include: Zucchini, Cucumbers, and an eggplant on the small side. Okay well maybe I should fill you in on the text she sent me earlier. It was a link to a video of a girl who's man stuffs her pussy with four cucumbers or zucchinis, then well we argue whether he is actually sliding his cock in between the zucchinis or if he's in her ass. Regardless I think this is what triggered her fantasy and my grocery list.

Okay so going back to work is forgotten. My phone is dying so I text her one last message before it dies and head to the grocery store.

I grab a small basket and head to the vegetable section. at this time of day there are only women in the store so I am a little uncomfortable sizing up vegetables. I head right for the zucchini and of course the ones you always see when you are not buying them for sex are not there, these would be the ones with the sharp G-spot curve to them. So I grab the most curved ones I can find. Then as I am looking for eggplants, I find English cucumbers. OMG ladies these damn things are a good 15" long and pretty girthy. I grab them and then spy some pretty fat corn on the cobs already pre-packaged. I don't know, I guess I'm thinking the kernel bumps may add some pleasure. So now I find the eggplants and grab the smallest one I can find.

Okay so I got everything on my grocery list and then some, Head back to the house, phone dead and unpack my groceries, plug phone in and wait for it to get a charge enough so I can find out what time she is coming over. When finally it is charged enough I find out she is already on her way. Ugghhh. Need to jump in the shower myself, so leave front door open and a message saying the same. When I get out of the shower and am fairly ready, I walk out of my bedroom into the living room to turn on some tunes and to my pleasant surprise, there is this luscious lady sitting on my recliner telling me that she was bad and that she was sorry and that I should punish her with a spanking for not sexting me in a couple of days.

Okay now my cock has woken up and I look at her, kiss her hello and ask what she did that was so bad. I then lead her into the kitchen to show her how well I did on her grocery list.

We start warming the veggies and as she is leaning over the sink I can not resist her nice ass pointing at me. Oh yea she is already pretty much naked! I realize that I am still fully clothe, strip naked and feel her wet pussy as she is rinsing the natural vegetable toys. I start fucking her from behind. Her body feels so incredibly erotic. She gives me a zucchini and as I get on my knees and start licking her pussy, I suck on the zucchini to get it a weee bit wet and then slide it in her. This is like so fucking hot my cock is throbbing now. She turns around and puts one of her legs on the counter to allow me easier access to her deliciousness. I start lapping that delicious pussy like a dog licking an ice cream in the summer time. She is so delicious! I decide to take our pot of corn, zucchini, eggplant and the fucking mongo cucumbers into the bedroom. I still owe her a good spanking for not sexting me in a couple of days.

We lay towels over my bed just in case and I immediately start to lavish her hot juicy pussy.

OMG what is to follow is a whole other story.

Look for grocery list the final cook off to cum...

Luv you 'L'

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