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Cucumber for salad or for naughty time??

I went to the store today and I was gathering everything I need for a yummy salad for dinner. I picked out my tomato's and they were soft and supple and felt good in my hands. I then picked out my carrots and had a moment of giggles all by myself as I thought of the shape of the carrot and how skinny it was but that I would still do naughty things to it. I then went to the bell peppers and picked two large orange ones and thought of firm breast's. I giggled some more. My how my naughty little mind works. It was funny how I moved a little more slinky like in my dress and high heels as I picked out all of my sexy veggies for dinner. I felt the dampness in my panties as I made eye contact with the men and women that passed by me in the store. They were so unaware of my impure thoughts. Which made my tingle as I pranced around the store.

Then I got to the cucumbers and as I shuffled through them and held the immense girth of some of them and the length that filled my hands I began to get red in the face and started tugging at my panties a bit through my dress. I carefully selected 4 very large cucumbers and placed them in the cart and at that very moment I had decided only two would make it into the salad. The other two I had plans for. Luckily hubby was coming home late from work and my children were gone for the night. I selected a red plastic bowl and filled it with hot water and placed two of the sexy cucumbers into the bowl and then I whistled as I whipped around the kitchen putting my groceries away. Once everything was all done and cleaned up I proceeded with my plan. I smirked at the idea of how naughty I was intending on being.

I then poured out the water in the bowl and wrapped the cucumbers in a towel that I just pulled out of the hot dryer and off to the bedroom I went.

I quickly unbuttoned my dress and then slid my panties to the floor. Deciding to keep my red high heels on as I violated myself was a good choice. It worked in my favor for sure.

I then cleared a spot on the floor and placed a towel down. I then plugged in my vibrator and got out the lubricant. Still giggling at this taboo part of my afternoon.

I then poured the lube all over my pink soft nub and my moist hole that was dying to be penetrated. I also rubbed the lubricant all over my ass and I tickled it for a few minutes. Slowly slipping my finger inside my ass until I had worked up to three fingers. Yes it was slightly painful but it absolutely excited me at the same time.

I took the smaller of the cucumbers and I slid the head of it inside my throbbing ass. I winced with pain and pleasure all at the same time. Once I got it in far enough to stay put all on it's own I then took the second cucumber and slid it inside my wet pussy. In and out and in out I played with it as I wiggled the one in my ass. I then took my vibrator and placed it on my clit. I fucked myself so hard that I had soaked the towel. My thighs were dripping and my pussy tingled with pleasure.

At that point I felt slightly guilty for doing it. So I slowly pulled myself off of the floor and began wiping myself with the towel. I wrapped the cucumbers in a paper towel and hid then in the trash can and proceeded to make my salad out of, the well let's just say more fresh veggies. lol

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